I’m Fucking Fabulous, BITCH!

Are you aware of how amazing I am? Are you familiar with my reputation of being a big fucking deal? Did you know I’m like Meth sprinkled under your nose? So sweet, so addicting, so fucking dangerous (to your wallet that is)I’m the young, hot Brown Sugar Princess you’ve always dreamed of. I’m half-Mega Goddess, half-Superstar. I’m everything your trash wife or bitch girlfriend are not but wish they were. I’m the Miss America
I’m a boyfriend-thief, a husband-snatcher; seductively wrapping you around my finger and taking you for everything you own while leaving your woman neglected, your feelings hurt loser and your wallet $$$ thousands lighter. And lets face it, you could give me everything you have .. your undivided attention, worship, adoration, life-savings and it would still be less than I deserve.

I’m coming through, taking over the world, brightening lives one subbie at a time. Can you hear the angels singing harmoniously, “All Hail Goddess Arissa!” Buy sunglasses now because the future is bright pink, bitches!

Just wanted to remind you of my fabulousness and perfection.

xo,

Arissa